Spent the weekend at the beach. Boys surfed while girls ate ice cream pie in the sun. I ventured into the ocean only to find that my body doesn't work the way it used to. I can't dodge big waves like a normal person... needless to say I ended up awkwardly sprawled out with limbs in the air. Lovely. Also humiliating - the urge to pee and not being able to get all the way in the water. This leaves me with no choice but to let it run down my leg. "La la la nothing to see here... just peeing my pants, I promise I'll wash it off later." Too much info? Sorry.